Before and After marriage
Before the marriage:
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He:
Santa : Hello pooja hai..?
Banta : Nahi…
Santa : To karvalo… Jai Mata D
Ladki ki baate sunkar shopkeeper hua behosh...
Ladki ne new laptop liya....
Sham ko bhadkte hue vapis aai aur dukan wale se boli :
Star Kid Nahi hai lekin talented Actor Hai..Next Movie mein le len
Star Kid Nahi hai lekin talented Actor Hai..Next Movie mein le len..
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संता एक दिन खुद ही अपने घर की बत्ती ठी
Cheating Karta Hai Tu
People Who Bought 3rd Day Saturday And Sunday Match Ticket..
People Who Bought 3rd Day Saturday And Sunday Match Ticket..
Ek din jeeto bahut saari chocolate kha raha tha. Ek aadmi ne dekha to us-se raha nahi gaya aur wo
टीचर – तुम कल स्कूल क्यों नहीं
Santa ki faasi se phle aakhri icha...
Inspector to Santa : Faansi se pehle,bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai???
Santa : Mere pair