Someone - Tum Single Kyu Ho..
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Me - very goo
Checkmate
Whats Checkmate?
U tell ur wife I saw a lady, looked xctly like u
&
wife asks WAS SHE HOT..??
Banta- Biwi Se taane kha ra hu
संता बंता से – क्या कर रहे हो भाई ?
पति पत्नी मंदिर में पूजा करने गये..
संता :- मेरी बीवी इतना मज़ाक करती है कि
A Deadly Sneeze?
Adolf Hitler was conducting a General Staff meeting, when somebody sneezed.
"Who was that!?" sh
GF Ki Jagah Biwi Ko Call Lag Gaya
Husband : कैसी हो dear? तुम मुझे मिस कर रही होग
Kuch Yaad Aaya
How’d you come out that fight with your wife?”
“She came
Chor-Ap ye sab Sikh Kar Kya Karenge
जज : घर में मालिक होते हुए तूने घ
