Aamir Khan: How did India get Independence?
Alia: When you hit a six against England! (Lagaan)…. :-D
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Mahesh Bhatt: Beti, Vote dene chalein?
Alia Bhatt: Papa aap missed call karke bhi vote de sakte hain, Maine kal DID mein dekha tha…!!!
Beti Rocked, Papa Shocked....
Budhiya ne bnaya Daaku ko aaurat
Daaku (budhiya se) : jitna bhi maal he tere
pass sab de de mujhe jaldi
Yo mamma so stupid she put two M&M's in her ear and said she was listening to Eminem.
एक औरत का दर्द तुम क्या जानों..
Nibbis Nowadays: Pata Nahi Mele Baabu ne Thana Thaya Hoga Ki Nahi
Nibbis Nowadays: Pata Nahi Mele Baabu ne Thana Thaya Hoga Ki Nahi
During School Days Be Like
When Dulha And Dulhan Is Nashedi
Lagta Hai Dulhan Ko, Flower Se Jyada Chips Pasand hai..
Santa Ke Liye B.com Wali Ladki
संता की शादी नहीं हो पा रही थी,
Boy- Tumhari car kaisi chal rahi hai?
Girl – Theek chal rahi hai.
9 Years Old Me After Jumping From 4 Stairs In Front of Relatives
9 Years Old Me After Jumping From 4 Stairs In Front of Relatives
Alia bhatt एक कपड़ो की दुकान में गई।&nb