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Girl failed in english exam ? but she thinks its unpossible

Boy :- I heared you failed in english ?
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Teacher wears sun glasses ... but why ... ?

During My School Days My Teacher Always
Used To Wear Sun Glasses,



Mahek whisky ki kabhi kam nahi hogi...

Mahek Whisky ki kabhi kam nahi hoti,
Pine se Zindagi khatam nahi hoti.
Botal ke satah

jaan de sakta h per daru nhi chor sakta

Aashiqui 2 dekh ke pata chala ki
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1 ladka 1 ladki

Sending student out of the class isn't a punishment.

One of the best misconception in school/college life:
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Stupid Science

SCIENCE kehti hai ki paani ubalne se kitanu mar jate hai..


Par Science ko ye

Cow and cats both are sisters ^_^

Cow & Cat both are sisters..
Now you must be thinking ke kaise?

Jyada mat socho

Battameez chuha

Ek "CHUHA" THA ?
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Boss Vs. Employee

Boss : kaha Gaye the ?

Employee : Baal katwane

Boss : office hours me ?

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2 Pagalo ki kahani

Ek pagal ne ek pagal ki jaan bachai

Doctor ne usse office bulaya or kaha

Tum ne u

Baap pe hua charas ka asar

Baap: Beta zindagi me kabhi Charas na peena,

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warna wo jo aage 4 Aadmi j

Budhiya ne bnaya Daaku ko aaurat

Daaku (budhiya se) : jitna bhi maal he tere
pass sab de de mujhe jaldi


Result mai ye kya ho gya ^_^

During exam:
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Yeh bhi ho gaya
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Ye bhi ho gaya
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FUNNY INTERVIEW

Officer : What Is Your Name ?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : Tell Me Properly

Rishta vahi soach nayi...

Boys girls ko item kyo kahte hai?

Kyoki item means maal...

Maal means p

Bachhe ke Bill Gates se 5 sawal ^_^

Ek 5th class ka bacha Bill Gates koletter likhta h

Sir, Mujhe Kuch Sawal Poochne Hai...<

Paper ko dekhu ya madam ko ^_^

After Exam::


1st Benchers : Paper tough tha, par 95 to pakke hai,
2nd Benche

Sleeping improves your gk...

Who Invented Steam Engine??
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Student : &lsqu

Akhir Santa ne khali copy kyu di examiner ko ?

Examiner santa se: yeh kya hai ?

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kya aapko pta h "Jab lion 3 bar dahadta hai to kya hota h" ?

Jab lion 3 bar dahadta hai to kya hota hai?

Batao kya hota hai?

Nahin malum?

 

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