All Time Jokes

Do you know ? Badal itne kaley kyo hote he

Do u know ? ?

Badal itne kaley kyo hote he ???

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Jatt aur baniya

Jatt:
Oye Yara Machli Khayega?

Baniya:
Nahi Yaar Us me Kaante Hote Hain.

Teacher to Ramu...

 

Teacher to Ramu: Ramu Kal School kyo nahi aaye.

Ramu to Teacher: Sir

English movie hindi names ^_^

Bhojpuri Names Of English Movies:


"Mission Impossible"
"Eee Naa Ho Payi"

Kala Bulb ^_^

Pappu: Ek Kala Bulb Dena

Shopkeeper: Bhai Sahab Kala Bulb
Nahi Hota,
Aur Kale

Never loose hope ... DAYA is still an Inspector ^_^

Dont loose hope if you aren't getting Promotion in Office.

Remember...
Pradyuman

Reebok company ka iphone6 ^_^

Boy-Dekho Maine Naya iPhone 6 Kharida Hai..

Girl- Konsi Company Ka Hai..

Boy-Ja

Phle ghar jate Parle-g khate the or ab...

hamare bigadne ka kya alam bataye galib
pehle ghar jate waqt " Parle-g" khate huye jate

College assignment... Aisa hi design bna de ^_^

In College life -
ASSIGNMENT copy karte time -
Oye!! Ye kya likha hai??

 

Stunned man... tell names of his all gf's ^_^

A Lady on telephone:
Hello Sir, I want to meet & talk to you..
Man: do u know me.

What boys do at railway station ^_^

Things we do at railway station
when train is late
GIRLS:
1. sit and wait .

Jaha maut h aapki firak mai .... kuch din to gujariye....

Tourism is the next big thing.
All countries are trying to attract more tourists. See the

Example of self insult

Boss (In Angry mood): Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai kya ??

 

 

Bo

Ek shakhs ne pucha chaand se !!!

Ek raat ekk Shakhs ne Chand (Moon) sey poocha k,
mera mahbub kya kar raha hai,

I uses Agarbatti to study ^_^

Dr. Ambedkar Just Used Lamp To Study.

Kalaam Used Candle To Study.

Bush Studied I

2 Fast networks ... Email and female ^_^

Duniya mai 2 network sabse fast hai...

 

1. Email .

Dangerous Dosti...

I came home late today, and dad asked: "Where have u been?"

I replied: "i was at

Happy birthday Tuyu ^_^

Pados mein kya chal raha he?
"Birthday hai"
"Kiska?"
"Tuyu ka."
"Tuyu?"

Jis din jamanat huyi hmari us din zindgi khatam tumhari ...

Jailer : Suna hain tum shayar ho Kuch sunao yaar
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Qaidi &nda

k ... gm ... hmmmm... insaan h ya bhains ^_^

Aaj tak samjh mein nahi aaya ki
OK ki jagah " K " aur
GOOD MORNING ki jagah " GM " li

 

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