Baap bda na bhaiya ... sabse bda rupaiya...


Posted on 31st Dec 2014 10:39 am by amit yadav

Son I’m sorry my husband is not your dad. I had an affair 23 years ago with a man. And that person is your real father.

Son: Mum, what rubbish!
How am I to deal with this?

Mother: I am sorry he was my first love and I could not marry him.. cause we are from different religions.
He is on the phone right now and wants to speak with his son, come talk to him.

Son: No I am not speaking to any one. My dad is the only father I know and so will that be.

Mother: Please don’t be so upset. Just talk to him.

Son: Ok, I will not commit anything.

On Phone: Morning Son, I am Mukesh Ambani. I am your real father.

Son: Maa ki Aaaannkkhhh…
Dad! Dad! Dad!!! Thank God! Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Thank God!!!!!! Luv u so much Dad!!!!
I always knew there was something special about me..
Thank you soooo much mum.
You are the best mum in d world!”

Moral:
Na Biwi Na Bachha ;
Na Baap Bada Na Bhaiya ;
The Whole thing is dat ki bhaiya Sabse Bada Rupaiya.......!!!

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