Priest: Do you agree to change your Facebook Status from Single To Married?
Boy: Yes!
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said,
"I need your weight not your phone
पप्पु की गाड़ी कीचड मे फँस गई ..
मन्दिर की घण्टी बजा बजा कर भी थक
जो लोग बर्थडे केक को
मुंह पर मल के
Spell it
Teacher to Sardar: “Where were U born?”
Sardar: In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher: Spell it?
S
पत्नी जब गुस्सा होकर मायक
Mere Ex Ko Kal Saanp Ne Kata
When Teacher Gives u 20
out of 20 in internals.
.
.
<Breakup Party