Birthday Jokes

Birthday Cake

Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat "Birthday Cake."

Doctor: Next time,

Past Future Present

Forget about the past, you can't change it.

Forget about the future, you can't predic

When is your Birthday

"When's your birthday?"

"June 2nd."

"What year?"

"Every year!"

Today is my Birthday

Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing.

I told my computer that today is my birthda

 

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