Ek shakhs ne pucha chaand se !!!

Posted on 2nd Jan 2015 01:01 pm by amit yadav

Ek raat ekk Shakhs ne Chand (Moon) sey poocha k,
mera mahbub kya kar raha hai,

Toh chand bola: "Beta daikh, Pehli baat toh yeh ki main,
Tere baap ka naukar nahi hoon
Doosri baat ye kay itni uparse
Kuch nazar nahi aata
Teesri baatyek yeh Chichora pa...

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When Ex GF Says Oo Pata Nahi Ji Kon Sa Nasha Karta Hai.. 

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Wo Ludo Jitne Ke Baad Status Dalna jaruri Hai Kya

 

Wo Ludo Jitne Ke Baad Status Dalna jaruri Hai Kya

After Seeing My 20 Missed Calls Me to My GF..

After Seeing My 20 Missed Calls Me to My GF..

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GF - Tumne Call Kiya Th

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Stop Calling All Boys Are Same...

Stop Calling All Boys Are Same...

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Banda Tera Kat ke chala&n

Mom- Barish Aa gayi,Jaldi ja chhat se kapde utha la

Mom- Barish Aa gayi,Jaldi ja chhat se kapde utha le..

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Me Be

Dongal Dekha Hain

एक विदेशी लड़की भारत आयी

 

लड़की

It Took me 2 minutes understand what goings on..

It Took me 2 minutes understand what goings on..

Please Open Your Mouth

 

Dentist To Manmohan Singh During His Annual Check-Up. 

Dentist: "Sir,