Husband Wife Jokes

Sambhar or rasam

Wife : Shall I prepare Sambhar or Rasam today
Husband : First make it, we will name it late

Gale mai dard hai

Wife: Aaaaaaah…

Husband : Kya hua ?

Wife: Gale me Dard hai !

Usmaan hai ka kabaddeka kaam

Wife - “sunte ho ji … mai 48 saal ki huun fir bhi aapka ek dost mere husn kee taarif

Koyle ki khan me aag lag gai

Santa kee wife ka rang kaalaa tha …

ek din usne yellow sari pahen kar kahaa &ndash

What is loud and obnoxious?
Wife: What is loud and obnoxious? Husband : my wife.

15 din or ruk jao

Wife : Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?

kya ladki thi

Shohar : Kal mere khuab main ek larki aai thi, 
Wah! kya larki thi. 

Vishnu bhagwan shesnaag ki god me

Husband wife ki godi me leta hua tha, 
Wife : kesa lag raha he ji? 
Husband

Patni ke marne ki kushi

Patni : main tumhare bina mar jaaungi. 
Pati : main bhi mar jaaunga. Itni khushi main

Patni ka dusra aadmi

Pati : mere mrne ke baad tumhe mere jaisa doosra aadmi nahin milega. 
Patni : tumhe ki

Pati patni ki sharing

Pati : main tumhare saath kuch bhi share kar sakta hu. 
Patni : chalo phir bank accoun

Patni ki achi baat
Patni : suno ji, aapko mujhme kya achha lagta hai. meri samajhdari ya meri beauty. 

Salgirah ka tofa

Patni: “Aapne pichle saal saalgirah pe mujhe lohey ka bed diya tha, Iss baar aapka kya iraa

Baap banne ki kushi mai pati hua mota

patni : Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho. 
pati : Tum bhi to kitni moti ho gayi ho. 

Saatwa janam

Pati patni mandir main!
Pati - tumne kya manga?
Patni - Ki aap aur main saat janam sa

jo chori karta hai wo......

larai ho gi wife se

Husband wife mein larai hoi,
chand sa chehra

Husband apni Wife se (suhagraat ko):-
Paying the Bill your dad

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream 
Majak Ki Aadat

Wife: Ji apko mujhme kya achha lagta hai, meri samajhdari ya meri beaut

 

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