I saw You on the ROAD today.
U were looking So fine,
Your face SO divine,
Your walk SO perfect.
My HEART started singing a Sweet Song:
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!
Master- 2 me se 2 gye to kitne rhe?
Santa-samjh me nhi aya masterji.
Millimeter Knew It Before Anyone Else
Millimeter Knew It Before Anyone Else
Yo Momma Slip while she strike the oil
Yo mama's so fat, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil and th
संता कटोरी लेके दूध लेने गया
पत्नी ने सुबह सुबह पति को उठाया ,
Ek Boodha ek ladki se takra gaya.
Boodhe ne ladki se bola: Sorry!
Ladki: Andha hai kya.
When You return home from market during lockdown
When You return home from market during lockdown
Man: Sir, My Wife Is Missing.
Postmaster:Bhai Ye Post Office Hai,
Police Station
Bheegi Bheegi Sadko Pe Mein tera Intjar karu
Bacha- Aap Bilkul Akbar Ki tarah likhte ho
एक बच्चे ने कहा - मैंने आपकी लिख
