Jokes Of The Day

Five Minutes

True Story:
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In Bed, Its 6:00 am, If u close ur eyes for 5 minutes,

Mobile ki Battery

Zindagi mein baaki kuch 100% ho na ho.
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Ghar se bahar Nikalte waqt.<

You Have No Brain

Teacher: Can you see God?

Class: No

Teacher: Can you touch God?

Class: No

Kaun Sa Department

TEACHER: Wo Kaun Sa Department hai,

Jisme Aurat Kaam Nahi Kar Sakti..??

STUD

Two Friends

Dost ne dusre dost se dosti khatam kardi..
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2nd Dost udaas nahi tha..
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Friends in Life

You have three types of Friends in life:

Muje Late Ho Raha Hai

He: Hi, How are you?

She: Sorry busy!! Baad Me Baat Karti hu Muje Late Ho Raha Hai,

5 Star Hotel

PAPPU Found Rs. 100/-

He Went To A 5 Star Hotel For Dinner...

Bill Rs. 3000/

Ready made Teeth

2010 - kya aapke toothpaste mein namak hai??

2013 - kya aapke toothpaste mein namak or

Train Ke Dibbe

He: Uncle kaise hai aap?

Uncle: First class..

He: Aur aunty?

Uncle: First

New Temple

Girl: What can u do for me..?

Boy: Everything,
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Girl: C

Aaj Test Nahi Loge Kya

Sabse Zyada Gussa Kab Aata Hai..???
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Jab Aapka Teacher Bole:

Honhar Student

EK STUDENT KI KAHANI :-
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Kal raat book meri taraf dekhti rhi,
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Pappu and A Sales Man

Pappu: Shirt ke liye Ek acha kapda dikhaiye..!!
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Sales man: Plain main dikha

Two Meanings of Fear

FEAR has two meanings :

F - Forget
E - Everything

At the Time of Exam

Exam ke time…

Madam Pappu se: Tum itne pareshan kyu ho?

Pappu ne koi

Ghor Kalyug

Ghor Kalyug-

Ek ladka bus stand me ladki ko pareshaan Kar raha hota hai..

G

Lambi Line

Ek Clinic k paas Lambi line lagi thi...

Ek Aadmi baar baar line me ghusta,

Ladai hone wali hai

Santa juice wale se:

Jaldi se juice de, ladai hone wali hai....

ek glass pi

Ticket Checker and Santa

Ticket Checker - Ticket dikhao,

Santa - Aa lo ji.

Ticket Checker - Ye to pu

 

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