One Liner Jokes

Buy Happiness

It is said that, you can't buy happiness. You only need to know the right places...

Feel the Rain

Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.

True Friendship

TRUE FRIENDSHIP: Walking into a persons house and your wifi connects automatically.

Break Down

Escalators don't break down... they just turn into stairs.

My wife and I

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

Most of It

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

Nobody Cares

If you think nobody cares whether you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.

Great Teacher

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.

Money talks

Money talks ...but all mine ever says is good-bye.

Relationships

Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

Main Reason

Marriage is the main reason for divorce.

Concept of one inch

Why can't women read maps? Only the male mind can comprehend the concept of one inch equaling a m

Some Memory

Everyone has a photographic memory, some don't have film.

 

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