professional couple..

Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

Husband is a Software Professional!!
Husband : Good evening dear, I am now logged in.
Wife : Have you brought the ring?
Husband : Bad command or File name.
Wife : But I told in the mornin.......
Husband : Erroneous Syntax, Abort?
Wife : What about your salary?
Husband : File in use.
Wife : What about my new saree?
Husband : Variable not found.
Wife : At least give me your credit card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband : Sharing Violation, Access Denied.
Wife : Do you love me or do you only like computers or are you just being funny?
Husband : Too many parameters.
Wife : It was a great mistake that I married a stupid guy like you.
Husband : Data type mismatch.
Wife : You are a useless nut.
Husband : It is by default.
Wife : By the way who was in the car this morning ?
Husband : System is unstable. Press CTRL+ALT+DEL to reboot.

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Ye Kon Sa Vastra Hai Devi

Ye Kon Sa Vastra Hai Devi

Santa Par Jurmana

 

संता को गाडी तेज़ चलाने के जुर्म

sani paaji or varun dhawal

वरुण धवल : पानी दा रंग देख के

सनी पा�

A Husband and Wife

शक्की पति,

पहले दिन.....
पति (फोन प�

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Others Telecom Sectors To Ambani Be Like...

Petrol Ke Bhav Badh Gaye

 

महेश भट्ट: पेट्रोल के भाव बढ़ गए।

Whenever I See Such Kind Of Profile Pictures..

Whenever I See Such Kind Of Profile Pictures..

Samandar Or Biwi

एक आदमी ने अपनी बीवी को सुनामी की लहर�

Sharabi ka wife ko SMS

Ek sharabi ne apni wife ko office party se sms kiya…

“Party khatam hone wali

Sharma ji se le lena
Ek aurat: Ja beta samne wali aunti ke yaha se ek katori cheeni le aa. ladka gaya aur bola: Aunti mu