THE TRAIN JOKE

Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

A large two engined train was crossing America.

After they had gone some distance one of the engines broke down. "No problem," the engineer thought, and carried on at half power.

Farther on down the line, the other engine broke down, and the train came to a standstill.

The engineer decided he should inform the passengers about why the train had stopped, and made the following announcement: "Ladies and gentlemen, I have some good news and some bad news.

The bad news is that both engines have failed, and we will be stuck here for some time.

The good news is that you decided to take the train and not fly."

Other jokes

Finally, I Am On Date Be Like..

Finally, I Am On Date Be Like..

Sharam Wo To Mene Bech Daali Hai

 

Sharam Wo To Mene Bech Daali Hai

Na Car Hai, Na Dost Hai Or Na Pawri Ho Rahi hai..

Na Car Hai, Na Dost Hai Or Na Pawri Ho Rahi hai..

I Wants My Tears Back They Fooled Me..

I Wants My Tears Back They Fooled Me..

Biwi Se Jyda Kapde Respect Dete hai

 

बीबी से ज्यादा respect मुझे उसकेअलम�

Example of self insult

Boss (In Angry mood): Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai kya ??

 

 

Bo

Flirting Karo Par Aukat Mein

Flirting Karo Par Aukat Mein

Some Pictures Speak Louder Than Words

 

Some Pictures Speak Louder Than Words

Woh Stree Hai Kuch Bhi kar Sakti Hai

Woh Stree Hai Kuch Bhi kar Sakti Hai

Nowadays In Home Like This

Nowadays In Home Like This