Alia Bhatt on Budget by Arun Jaitley
Hey Celina Jaitley….
Nice budget by your father…
regards:
Alia Bhatt
I saw you on Road today
I saw You on the ROAD today.
U were looking So fine,
Your face SO divine,
Your walk S
Manmohan Sabji lene gaye!
Manmohan Singh sabjee lene gaye…
Sabji wale se puchha:
Bhindi ka bhaav kya hai?
Engineer Trolled by Plumber
Plumber: Sir, Null theek ho gaya
labour charge 800 rupaiye..
Engineer: arey, 1 ghante ki i
Frustrated professional joke
Boss : kaha gaye the
Employee : bal katwane
Boss : Office hours me?
Employee : bal ba
Sanjay Dutt aur Baapu
In Jail..
Sanjay Dutt: Jailer sahab, Mujhe fir se baapu dikh rela hai!
Jailer: Kidhar?
Pappu aur Traffic Policeman
Traffic Policeman: 100 fine de aur nikal jaa yahaan se.
Pappu: Sir! Satyamev Jayate waapas aa r
Funny question by a girlfriend
Boy: hey i bought a new i-phone 6
Girl: wow….. Konsi company ka???
Boy: ja behen tu
Just Kidding
Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Sabse Pehla Password
Duniya ka sabse pehla password kya tha?
Socho
.
Nahi pata?
.
Duniya ka sabs
Salman Upcoming Film
Santa : Oye, salman khan ki KICK film k baad
uss ki upcoming film kaunsi h pata hai..
Bant
