Amit Yadav

Member since 30th Dec 2014

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Passing marks are still 35 ^_^
Dollar has increased to Rs. 55...


Milk has increased to Rs. 40...

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Santa shocked, Banta rocked
Santa: Meet my wife Tina Banta: Oh! I know her Santa: How? Banta: We were caught sleeping togethe

Kanjus Santa
Kanjoos santa ka achanak chat se pair fisal gaya, aur wo neeche girne laga. Jaise hi teesri manzil

American attacked by Afgani
An Afganistani boy took admission in an American school ... Teacher : Whats your name ? Boy : Nadi

Santa ki faasi se phle aakhri icha...
Inspector to Santa : Faansi se pehle,bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai??? Santa : Mere pair upar aur s

Boy on date in restaurant...
Boy on date in Restaurant Boy : Jaan tum se ek baat kehna chahta hun...

Girl : Kya...??

Long drive pe chal...
Girl : HUM Kahan Ja Rahe Hain?
Boy : Long Drive Par
Girl : Wow !!! Pehle Kyun Nai Batya<

Girlfriend Date Pe Bahut Hi Choti Skirt Pahan...
Girlfriend Date Pe Bahut Hi Choti Skirt Pahan Ke Aayi... Use Dekh Ke Boyfriend Bola... Boyfriend :

Intelligent Pappu
Teacher : Ye batao ki Duniya mei kitne desh hai ???

Pappu : Kar di na pagalon wali baat

3 boys proposed a girl...
3 boys proposed a girl

CHULBUL : Mai tumhare liye apni jaan de sakta hu.
Girl:"

Santa aadhi raat ko...
Santa Aadhi Raat Ko Apni moti Biwi Ko Jaga Ke bola...

Ghut Ghut Ke Marna Sahi Hai Ya Ek

Santa ki aakhri khvaish...
Jailer : Faasi se pehle kisse miloge?
Santa : Biwi Se
Jailer : Maa-Baap se nahi
Sa

Daya khooni andar hai ... tod do darwaza...
Gandhi : Hinsa achi baatnhi, use chor do...
Einstein : Samay rukta nhi, to use mod do...

Gf ek boyfriend anek...
Gf : Jaan socha call kar loon, tum mujhe miss kar rhe hoge


Bf : Abhi 15 min pehl

Dupatta was invented in india so that...
Dupatta was invented in India, so that
women can cover their face and avoid detection by

Teacher Shocked... Pappu Rocked...
Sir : Akbar kaun tha ??

Pappu : Pata nahin..

SIR : Padhai ki taraf dhyan d

Father: What's the name of our PM ?, funny reply by son ^_^
Father : What's the name of our PM ?
Son : We don't have PM in our Country.


Jab Santa ne dekha Bhoot ko...
Santa: kal main raat ko bathroom mai gaya to ander bhoot tha Banta: to fir kya hua?
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Ladki ki baate sunkar shopkeeper hua behosh...
Ladki ne new laptop liya.... Sham ko bhadkte hue vapis aai aur dukan wale se boli :
ye lapy b

Har baat me ungli krna jruri hai kya ? -__-
Jab ghee sidhi ungli se na nikle to
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