Sambhar or rasam
Wife : Shall I prepare Sambhar or Rasam today
Husband : First make it, we will name it later
Idiot at which end ?
Son: Dad I got punished in school today.
Dad: Why?
Son: My teacher pointed the scale tow
Electricity defined by johny
Teacher: What is Electricity ?
Little Johny: Electricity is the daughter of Govt. and has ext
Gale mai dard hai
Wife: Aaaaaaah…
Husband : Kya hua ?
Wife: Gale me Dard hai !
Husband: Market&nbs
Usmaan hai ka kabaddeka kaam
Wife - “sunte ho ji … mai 48 saal ki huun fir bhi aapka ek dost mere husn kee taarif ka
Koyle ki khan me aag lag gai
Santa kee wife ka rang kaalaa tha …
ek din usne yellow sari pahen kar kahaa –
“
What is loud and obnoxious?
Wife: What is loud and obnoxious?
Husband : my wife.
15 din or ruk jao
Wife : Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
kya ladki thi
Shohar : Kal mere khuab main ek larki aai thi,
Wah! kya larki thi.
Bi
Vishnu bhagwan shesnaag ki god me
Husband wife ki godi me leta hua tha,
Wife : kesa lag raha he ji?
Husband :
Patni ke marne ki kushi
Patni : main tumhare bina mar jaaungi.
Pati : main bhi mar jaaunga. Itni khushi main bar
Patni ka dusra aadmi
Pati : mere mrne ke baad tumhe mere jaisa doosra aadmi nahin milega.
Patni : tumhe kisne
Pati patni ki sharing
Pati : main tumhare saath kuch bhi share kar sakta hu.
Patni : chalo phir bank account s
Patni ki achi baat
Patni : suno ji, aapko mujhme kya achha lagta hai. meri samajhdari ya meri beauty.
Salgirah ka tofa
Patni: “Aapne pichle saal saalgirah pe mujhe lohey ka bed diya tha, Iss baar aapka kya iraada
Baap banne ki kushi mai pati hua mota
patni : Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho.
pati : Tum bhi to kitni moti ho gayi ho.
Saatwa janam
Pati patni mandir main!
Pati - tumne kya manga?
Patni - Ki aap aur main saat janam saath
