Example of self insult
Boss (In Angry mood): Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai kya ??
Boy (Nazre jhuka ke): Nahi
Ek shakhs ne pucha chaand se !!!
Ek raat ekk Shakhs ne Chand (Moon) sey poocha k,
mera mahbub kya kar raha hai,
To
Papa All Izz Well !!! ^_^
All Iz Well Remix -
Jab Question Paper Ho Out Of Control
Answer Sheet Ko Karke Fold
I uses Agarbatti to study ^_^
Dr. Ambedkar Just Used Lamp To Study.
Kalaam Used Candle To Study.
Bush Studied In Streetlight.
B
2 Fast networks ... Email and female ^_^
Duniya mai 2 network sabse fast hai...
1. Email .
2. Female.
Dangerous Dosti...
I came home late today, and dad asked: "Where have u been?"
I replied: "i was at my
B Tech graduate Choukidar ...
Ek Stdnt Ne Engineering Ka Form Bharte Hue Pas
Khade Chokidar Se Pucha : Kesa H College??
Maine umer bhar jis ladki ko chahaaa....
Maine umar bhar jis ladki ko chahaaa.....
Aaj ussi ke baache mujhe kehte hai....
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Santa baap banne ki kushi mai hua mota ... ^_^
Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho.
Santa: Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi ho,
Wife: Main toh maa bann
Sambhal kr khi kutta kaat na le ^_^
Boy and girl were sitting in a park
2 dogs kissed each other
Boy : jaanu agar tum bura N
Tumhari adaao pe main wari wari... Network me aa awaaj nai aa rhi ^_^
Tumhari adaao pe main wari wari...
wah wah..
Tumhari adaao pe main wari wari...
wah wah
Happy birthday Tuyu ^_^
Pados mein kya chal raha he?
"Birthday hai"
"Kiska?"
"Tuyu ka."
"Tuyu?"
Jis din jamanat huyi hmari us din zindgi khatam tumhari ...
Jailer : Suna hain tum shayar ho Kuch sunao yaar
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Qaidi –
Ek Aishwaarya thi deewani si ^_^
Ek Aishwaarya thi deewani si Shahrukh pe wo marti thi,
Najre jhukake, sharma ke Hritik ki galiyo se
Santa ki shadi
Santa : aaj me paresan hu.
Banta : kyu ?
Santa : yar meri kal sadi he or ladki walo ne k
Shatabdi Express patri per nhi train per a rhi h ^_^
Punjab me 1 Train k niche 100 Sardar aa gaye !!!
99 Mar gaye...
1 Bach gaya
Reporter ne Usse Puch
Santa ki wrong landing... ^_^
Fighter pilot Santa,
kamyabi ke baad apna Plane
land karne pe bahut khush
hua..
k ... gm ... hmmmm... insaan h ya bhains ^_^
Aaj tak samjh mein nahi aaya ki
OK ki jagah " K " aur
GOOD MORNING ki jagah " GM " likhn
Ittu sa bachha
santa ke ghar 20 saal baad bachha hua, usse dekh kr santa udaash ho gya !!!
Banta(santa se)
Santa ka gold vala phone...
Ek baar Santa ka phone toilet me gir gya,
Tabhi Toilet se 'Toilet Devi' prakat huwi,
or Santa ko e
