Birthday Rules

Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

Don’t invite your friends who haven’t learned to use the potty.
Changing diapers, certainly, will drive your mother dotty. Don’t complain when Grandpa Gus gives you a birthday kiss.
If you’re bothered by his beard, just dodge so he will miss. Don’t spill cake and ice cream on your sister’s brand-new dress.
Do not start a food fight; you will have to clean the mess.
Don’t try to pin the donkey tail on your fat uncle Fred.
Don’t ask Auntie Jane’s new boyfriend when they plan to wed. If you get a gift you hate, remember not to swear.
Do not cry when Grandma gives you purple underwear. If you follow all these rules, your birthday fun will double.
And if you disobey them, you will be in lots of trouble.

-Bruce Lansky

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In a world filled with changes
each and every day..

I feel I’m being judged
for what

log kehte hai jamin par kisi ko khuda nahi milta

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Gym Class
The locker room smells nasty,
And my gym shoes smell like feet.
My socks smell like they

BOLA BHI KYA I AM SORRY

Mujhe dekar unke intjar ki saja wo pyar se kahgye i m sorry,

tadpa tadpa kar mujhe rulate

Mujhe awaz De Dena

Mujhe awaz De Dena

-hume Kabhi icecream lao to,

.Kabhi Murghi achhi pakao .to,