Jeeto complained to her friend Preeto
"She told me that you told her the secret I told you not to tell her."
"Well," replied Preeto in a hurt tone, "I told her not to tell you I told her."
"Oh dear!" sighed Jeeto. "Well, don't tell her I told you that she told me."
Electricity defined by johny
Teacher: What is Electricity ? Little Johny: Electricity is the daughter of Govt. and has extremely loose character, she goes anytime, anywhere without telling anyone, even at midnight !!!
Pepsi ya Samosa
3 sardar picnic par gae wahan ja kr yad aya k pepsi to ghar bhol gaye
Someone Pyar Ke Bina Nahi Ji Sakte
Someone - Pyar Ke Bina Nahi Ji Sakte..
Smart student
Student : "Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?" Teacher :" Of course not." Student : "Good, because I haven't done my homework."
When Your Friend Lie To You
When Your Friend Lie To You
Other Bacteria And Viruses These Days..
Horror night And Beautiful Night
Difference between a beautiful night and a horror night.
Me When Mom Returns From Shopping
Santa`s Dream
Once Santa kept having the same weird dream everynight, so he went to a doctor.
Tauba Tauba Sara Mood Khara Kar Diya