Ms Murphy

Posted on 16th Jan 2020 by rohit kumar

A sobbing Ms Murphy approaches Fr O’Grady after mass.

 

He says: “So what’s bothering you?”

 

She replies: “Oh, Father, I’ve terrible news. My husband passed away last night.”

 

The priest says: “Oh, Mary, that’s terrible. Did he have any last requests?”

 

“Certainly father,” she replied. “He said: “Please Mary, put down that damn gun.”

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