Santa came home from a secret two year mission only to find his wife, Jeeto, with a new born baby. Furious, he was determined
to track down the father to extract revenge.
"Was it my friend Banta", he demanded.
"No !" his weeping wife replied.
"Was it my friend Ramta then?" he asked.
"No !!!" she said even more upset.
"Well which one of my no good friends did this then?" he asked.
"Don't you think I have any friends of my own?" Jeeto snapped.
China One Billion Population
China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you
No matter how loud a man is outdoor
Position of a husband is just like a Split AC, No matter how loud he is outdoor, He is designed to remain silent indoor!
When someone says meri aankhon me aaj te aansu ki wajah tum ho
When someone says meri aankhon me aaj te aansu ki wajah tum ho..
When Someone Asks Me For Relationship Advice
Fans To Carryminati
Dukandar Chuna Lagata Hai
जब कोई दुकानदार भाव करते समय कहता है कि “आपको ज्यादा भाव नहीं लगाएंगे” तो
Happy Naagpanchami Bhaiyo
Summer Aa Raha hai Abhi Garden Dekhne Ko Milega
Me eating food without washing my hands
Truly 5 Wonders
5 Wonders of the World!!