One day a little girl is outside with her father. She claps her hands together and said "Daddy, I killed a butterfly."
Her father replied "Don't do that, butterflies are our friends. No butter for a week."
A little while later the girl was playing and she clapped her hands and said "Daddy, daddy, I killed a honeybee!"
Her father said, "Don't do that, honeybees are our friends. No honey for a week."
Later on that day the girl and her father were in the kitchen. The girl's mother joined them. The mother stamped her foot and said, "I killed a cockroach."
The little girl said to her father, "Should I tell her or do you want to?"
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