Sir: ‘bachcho kasam khao kabhi sharab,sigret nahi pioge,non veg nahi khaoge.’
Bachche: ‘nahi khaenge sir.’
Sir: ‘kabhi ladkiyon ko nahi chhedoge.’
Bachche: ‘alright sir!’
Sir: ‘jua nahi kheloge.’
Bachche: ‘ok! sir.’
Sir: ‘desh ke liye jaan bhi de doge.’
Bachche: ‘de denge sir, aisi jaan ka aur karenge bhi kya!
Pati Or Patni Ka Jhagda
पत्नी-कहाँ जा रहे हो…?
Maaf Karo Didi
Main Reason
Marriage is the main reason for divorce.
When You return home from market during lockdown
Aatma Ki Hi Sunni chahiye
शरीर कहता है कसरत कर ले,
kanjoos Baap
महाकंजूस सेठ अपने बच्चों से बोला,
Manmohan Sabji lene gaye!
Manmohan Singh sabjee lene gaye…Sabji wale se puchha:Bhindi ka bhaav kya hai?Sabjiwala: Ab rulayega kya pagle?Muft mein le jao..pehli baar aawaz suni hai apki!!
Me Just Returning From Marriage Party and thinking, thoda aur ruk jata toh pink suite waali pat jati..
Me Just Returning From Marriage Party and thinking, thoda aur ruk jata toh pink suite waali pat jati..
Nokia Logo After Corona Virus
Nokia Logo After Corona Virus
Marne Ke Baad Mummy Jab Khane ko Bulati Hai
Marne Ke Baad Mummy Jab Khane ko Bulati Hai
