A husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary.
The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads,
'Here Lies My Wife - As Cold As Ever'."
"Yeah" she replies, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads,
'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'"
Ek zamana tha ^_^
DAD : Ek zamana tha ke main 10 rupye me kiraana, sabji, Dudh aur Nashta leke aata tha. . . . . . . . BETA: Ab possible nahi hai dad, Kyoon ki ab dukaano me CCTV Camera lage rehte hai !!!
Muje Late Ho Raha Hai
He: Hi, How are you?
Baap pe hua charas ka asar
Baap: Beta zindagi me kabhi Charas na peena,
Ambani Family Morning breakfast be like
Data Pack Badhao
रात भर मुझे इस बात ने सोने
BF - sukhi Sukhi Sadkon pe mein
Chankya Gyan
कैप्सूल खा के बनाई हुई बॉडी,
When You Add Water In Sanitizer To make it More
Saddam Hussein
Judge Mujhe Bhi Batao Tarika
जज: तुमने 10 साल से
