A husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary.
The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads,
'Here Lies My Wife - As Cold As Ever'."
"Yeah" she replies, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads,
'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'"
rofl!!! we are supposed to stay on the horse...
The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race.
santa gaya tha khaata khulwane
संता : आज बैक मे बेइजजती हो
I will never again drink
I will never again drink
Shadi ke Baad GF Se Pyaar
Alia ka dukandaar se sawaal ^_^ lol
10 rupey ki maggie kitne ki hogi ...
I Am Thinking
Buy Happiness
It is said that, you can't buy happiness. You only need to know the right places...
Mother - You Enjoyed First Day of School
Mother: "Did you enjoy your first day at school?"
When TV Remote Is Not Working
Dangerous Dosti...
I came home late today, and dad asked: \"Where have u been?\" I replied: \"i was at my friend\'s place...\" Dad called 10 of friends right in front of me.. . . .
