Banta went to the emergency room with the tip of his index finger blown off. “How did this happen?” the doctor asked. “Well I was trying to commit suicide,” Banta replied. The doctor asked, “Trying to commit suicide by shooting your finger?” “No, silly! First I put the gun on my head and I thought my face would look horrible, then I put it in my mouth and I thought I just paid Rs. 1,000 to get my teeth straightened. So then I put the gun in my ear and I thought this is going to make a loud noise, so I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigger.“
When Your Friend Want A Plizza Slice
When Your Friend Want A Plizza Slice
Doctor vs Husband
Doctor: Aapki Biwi ab sirf do dino ki mehman hai.I'm so sorry...
Khayalo me khoya hua pati
एक आदमी अपने ख्यालों में इतना खोया रहता है।
Naamkaran..
Wife: खिचड़ी बनाऊं या पुलाव ???
After On Off The Airplane Mode
After On Off The Airplane Mode
On 5th April Tharki Unlcle Be Like
On 5th April Tharki Unlcle Be Like
Sister Reaction When You Give Her 10rs on rakshabandhan
Alia- me chotte logo ko nahi janti
Rajnikant:- Alia, have you heard about chota don ?
Gaane Ka Shauk
Ek Aurat Ko Gaane Ka Bahut Shauk Hota Hai.....Ek Din Wo Apne Pati Se Puchhti Hai..Patni: Jab Main Gana Gaati Hu To Aap Bahar Kyun Chale Jate Hai.?..Pati: wo isliye taki tumare gaane ki awaaz
English Wala Fool
