Banta went to the emergency room with the tip of his index finger blown off. “How did this happen?” the doctor asked. “Well I was trying to commit suicide,” Banta replied. The doctor asked, “Trying to commit suicide by shooting your finger?” “No, silly! First I put the gun on my head and I thought my face would look horrible, then I put it in my mouth and I thought I just paid Rs. 1,000 to get my teeth straightened. So then I put the gun in my ear and I thought this is going to make a loud noise, so I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigger.“
Ginti Ki Shuruwat kisne Ki
गणित से परेशान एक विद्यार्थी गुरु जी से:
Boyfriend - lets Start With Kisses
Me Controlling Myself From Replying in 1 second after being ignored for 1 day..
Funniest Jokes ever
“अकबर ने बीरबल से तीन नये सवाल पूछे
Saaf Hath Khade Kar Diye
Saaf Hath Khade Kar Diye
Biwi Ke Samne Kisi Or Ki Tarif Mat Karna
April fool ki afwah
आप अच्छे हो,
Saadi Ka Pallu Khatre Ka ishara
Opposites Sides
No Need To Say Which One Is The Poisonous One
