An Engineer was not getting a job even after two years after his pass-out so he decided to opened a clinic & wrote outside the clinic: Any treatment in Rs.300/- & if we cant treat, we will pay you back Rs.1000/-. A CLEVER Doctor thought he will make the engineer fool and comes to do fraud & thinking to get Rs.1000. He says to the Engineer: I cant feel any taste on my tongue... Engineer asks the Nurse to put few drops of medicine from box no 22. After that the MAN shouts: What d _____ ...its URINE!! The doctor says congratulations your sense of taste is back now. The CLEVER Doctor was angry as he lost Rs.300. After 2 weeks the same doctor comes back again & this time he thinks to get back his previous 300 too. CLEVER Doctor : I have lost my memory. Engineer: Nurse! pls put some drops of medicine from Box no 22 on his tongue. C. DOCTOR : Wait Engineer but that medicine is for sense of taste. Engineer: Congratulations your memory is back. Moral: Dont try to be over-smart with Engineers...
Hamari Saari
पति : तुम हर बात पर हमेशा मेरा-मेरा करती हो, तुम्हें हमारा kehna चाहिए
Very Funny valentine Day Jokes
दो दोस्त आपस में बातें कर रहे थे,
Difference Between First And Last Benchers..
Difference Between First And Last Benchers..
1 Kilo Aatta
Pappu: Dettol sabun hai ? . Dukandaar: Hai, . Pappu : Accha wala ? . Dukndar: Ha . Pappu: Acchi quality ka hai na? . Dukndr: Ha... . Pappu : Hath dhokar 1 Kilo aatta dedo....
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When You Listening Sandeep Maheshwari Motivational Level Be Like...
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After Every Boundry Maxwell Be Like...
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Ladke Ka Baap bada Aadmi hai
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Tiger Jinda Hain
औरत मायके जाने के बाद भी अपने पति को रोज फ़ोन क्यों करती है.??
Bewkoof Ko April Fool
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