During an English lesson, the teacher notices that a boy was not paying attention to him. Teacher:Pappu, join these two sentences together. I was cycling to school. I saw a dead body. Pappu: (thinking for a while) I saw a dead body cycling to school.
Bhagwan Bharose Operation
ऑपरेशन टेबल पर लेटा हुआ मरीज़ :
Corona Virus Ka Aatank
Ye Corona Virus to NIfty ko bhi kha gaya.
Bada Faayda
Husband: Tumse shaadi karke mujhe ek bahut bada faayda hua hai!Wife: Woh kya?Husband: Mujhe mere gunaaho ki saza jeete jee hi mil gayi!
Santa ki shadi
Santa : aaj me paresan hu. Banta : kyu ? Santa : yar meri kal sadi he or ladki walo ne kam logo ko bulaya he Banta : to isme paresan
Sabki Achi Kismat Nahi Hoti
"वर्मा जी वकील से – मुझे अपनी पत्नी से तलाक चाहिए
Namak Le Aao
Wife to her husband: Suno, aate hue zara kitchen se namak lete aana.Husband (kitchen se): Yahan to koi Namak nahi hai.Wife: Mujhe pata tha, tum toh ho hi andhe, kaamchor kahin ke. Ek kaam dhang se
Show Me The Best Sonu
CSK Fans Right Now To Haters
CSK Fans Right Now To Haters
Kaam esa karo ki naam na le koi
काम ऐसे करो कि लोग आपको
Alia Bhatt and Mahesh Bhatt
Alia bhatt: Hey dad, what plans for weekend?
