dad: "did you know that all the people who live around here aren't allowed to be buried in that cemetery?"
me: "really? why not?"
dad: "because they're not dead yet."
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Big Boss me salmaan khan plane udayenge
When Mom And Dad Team Up..
When Mom And Dad Team Up..
I Dont Understand This 2020
When Your Feelings Hurt Humko Ghanta Farak Nahi Padta
When Someone Says - Bhai teri Ex Ko Cancer Ho gaya..
Pappu Aur Raju Aur Internet
Marna Hai kya Dar Nahi Lagta Tere Ko..
Marna Hai kya bsdk Dar Nahi Lagta Tere Ko..
Teacher While Checking My Answer Sheet
Nails Nahi Chabane Chahiye
आज का घंटा ज्ञान:
Yo Momma rocks
Yo Mama is so big… meaning, she runs the PTA and everyone knows her at the grocery store because she does not take shit from anyone.