In a recovery room a man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery. His wife was sitting by his side holding his hand. His eyelids just opened for a few seconds.
He looked at his wife as if he was returning from out of body experience, hallowed by bright white light. With a broken smile and in a groggy voice he mumbled at his wife, "You are so beautiful."
Then he fell asleep and started snoring again waking up other recovering room surgery patients and annoying nurses. His wife had never seen him so ugly and yet so romantic. So she suppressed all her disgust of environment, held his hand tighter and chose to stuck there for a while.
After a while the man opens his eyelids again but wider and for longer time. He loves the comfort of his wife and says, "You are cute!"
The wife was disgusted, threw his hand on the bed and demanded an explanation, "It was 'beautiful', last time and how it is 'cute' this time. What happened to my beauty?"
The man answered, "Honey, I am recovering to reality from the influence of Anesthesia."
Modi Ji- Tuje Mhare Pe Bharosa Na Hai Ke
सोनिया गाँधी- मोदीजी क्या आप राम मंदिर बनवा पाओगे?
Shocked Bush
Donald Rumsfeld gave the president his daily briefing. He concluded by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
rakhi sawant gayi subji mandi
Rakhi Sawant Ne Sabzi Mandi Mein
15 din or ruk jao
Wife : Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho? Husband : 15 din aur ruk jao...
Duniya Khatam Honey wali hai or Ye aj B Chal Ra hai
Duniya Khatam Honey wali hai or Ye aj B Chal Ra hai
Before and After marriage
Before the marriage:
Jugaad Of The Year
Jugaad Of The Year
Wife's Lovers
"So let me get this straight," the prosecutor says to the defendant. "You came home from work early and found your wife in bed with a strange man."
Santa Ke Bete Ka Admission
Santa अपने बेटे का Admission करवाने स्कुल में गया,
Flowers ke sath april fool wish