Banta was carrying a large fish in a bucket of water away from a lake, which was well known for its excellent fishing when a Fishery officer stopped him.
The officer says, "Do you have a fishing license?"
Banta replies, "Don't need a license, this is my pet fish."
"Pet fish?" the officer asked.
Banta answers, "Yes, every night I take my fish down to the lake and let him swim around for a while, then I whistle and he jumps up on shore and I put him in his bucket and we go back home."
"That's a bunch of baloney, fish can't do that."
Banta looks at the officer and says, "You want me to show you?"
Very curious now, the officer says, "O.K. I've got to see this"
Banta pours the fish into the lake then stands there waiting.
After a few minutes, the officer turns to Banta and says, "Well?"
"Well, What?" Banta says.
The Officer asks, "Are you going to call your fish back?"
"Fish! What fish?" Banta responds.
Yamuna Kaha Giri
Yamuna Kaha Giri
You Have Came Again
Santa : People consider me as a “GOD”.Banta : How do you know??Santa : When I went to the Park today, Everybody said,“Oh GOD ! U have came again”.
Daaru Ke Liye Subah Se Line Mein
Daaru Ke Liye Subah Se Line Mein
Biggest Internet Lie
The Biggest Internet Lie that we have all told at least once . . . . . "I have Read & I agree to the Terms & conditions.."
Santa in Hospital
डॉक्टर संता से: यह तुम्हारा कान कैसे जल गया ?
How I Sleep After Doing Absolutely Nothing All Day..
How I Sleep After Doing Absolutely Nothing All Day..
Sabko Ko Banaya Buddhu
संता – आज मैंने पानी को बुद्धू बना दिया
Maine umer bhar jis ladki ko chahaaa....
Maine umar bhar jis ladki ko chahaaa..... Aaj ussi ke baache mujhe kehte hai.... . . . . . . . . . . . . . Papa school tak chor do....
When You Look At the First Question on an exam
Student ka Invention
