The newly wed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you. Pretty soon we're going to be three in this house instead of two."
The husband started glowing with happiness and kissing his wife said, "Oh darling, I'm the happiest man in the world."
"I'm glad that you feel that way because tomorrow morning my mother moves in with us," she replied.
When Someone Says Ab Toh Tu Yaad Bhi Nahi Karta
7 Years Old Me When My Friend Called Me Kutta
Mobile Kharab Ho To bachhon Ne Kiya
Mobile Kharab Ho To bachhon Ne Kiya.
Me When Someone says I Hate Chai
Carry Se Panga
Yo Momma is So Lazy
Santa Ke Pass Dimag Ki Kami Hai
I want toilet paper
Banta comes to Australia and goes to Woolworths’s (Ubiquitious grocery store in Australia). He finds cat food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of cat food and goes to check out.
Sabki Achi Kismat Nahi Hoti
"वर्मा जी वकील से – मुझे अपनी पत्नी से तलाक चाहिए
Me Adjusting Table Fan
Me Adjusting Table Fan
