A Western expatriate teacher at an international school offers a cash reward to the child who can name the greatest man who ever lived. “Buddha?” says a Buddhist. “The prophet?” says a Muslim. “Jesus?” says a Hindu. The teacher hands the money to the Hindu, who says: “Thanks, Miss. Actually, the right answer is Krishna, but business is business.”
Aisa Kon Samosa Banata Hai Bhai
Aisa Kon Samosa Banata Hai Bhai
Spidy goes for pest control
Yo mama so dumb she called Spiderman for pest control.
Girls- I Will Divide your Sorrow
Girl : I will divide all your sorrows after marriage
Bilkul Risk Nahi Leneka
Me trying to cover wholes syllabus one day before exam
GF- Gift Me BMW Chahiye
GF : जानू, अपनी ये BMW मुझे दे दो। . . .
Me Looking At An Easy Question In exam Hall
Majak Tha Bhai Majak
कागज़ पे लिखी गज़ल, बकरी चबा गयी !
Your Phone When You Say You Want To Buy Something
Santa Ki Biwi Ka Khana