1. Drum on every available surface.
2. Sing the Batman theme incessantly, going “Batman!!”
3. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
4. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
5. Set alarms for random times.
6. Honk and wave to strangers.
7. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
8. Begin all your sentences with “ooh la la!”
9. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
10. only type in lowercase.
11. dont use any punctuation either
12. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
13. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
14. Inform everyone that you met UFO and aliens.
15. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
16. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: “Do you hear that?” “What?” “Never mind, it’s gone now.”
17. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.’
18. Ask people what gender they are.
19. Reply to everything someone says with “that’s what YOU think.”
20. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
21. Chew on pens that you’ve borrowed.
22. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your “imaginary friend”.
23. Never make eye contact.
24. Never break eye contact.
25. Invite lots of people to other people’s parties.
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