A woman goes to the doctor, beaten Black and Blue. Doctor: What happened? Woman: Doctor, I dont know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me senseless. Doctor: I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just drink some water and hold it in your mouth. hold it in but dont swallow until he goes to bed and is... asleep. Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn. Woman: Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I kept the water in my mouth. Hold it in till he sleeps, and he didnt touch me! Doctor: You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps
Under The Bed
Jimmy went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm going crazy!"
Meanwhile Ranu Mandal To Neha
Sabse Mushkil Kaam
Phone Number
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said,
lockdown ke Baad Bhi Baat Karogi Na Mujhse
Lawyer Mind
Two well dressed lawyers went to an expensive restaurant...Ordered 2 drinks and then got sandwiches from their briefcases and began to eat them... Waitress: Sorry Sirs !!! But you can't eat your OWN
Maggie In Life
Maggie In Life
It Took Me Two Minutes To Understand This..
Pray To God
Idiot at which end ?
Son: Dad I got punished in school today. Dad: Why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me Saying.. At the end of scale there is an Idiot” I Just asked “which end”…?
