A woman goes to the doctor, beaten Black and Blue. Doctor: What happened? Woman: Doctor, I dont know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me senseless. Doctor: I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just drink some water and hold it in your mouth. hold it in but dont swallow until he goes to bed and is... asleep. Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn. Woman: Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I kept the water in my mouth. Hold it in till he sleeps, and he didnt touch me! Doctor: You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps
Saala Saanp Ko Paal Raha Tha
Saala Saanp Ko Paal Raha Tha
Someone Wanna Enter Your Heart
Me - Mai Aaj Jaldi So Jaunga
Birthday par raju ki sujhi aankh
राजू : तुम्हारी आंख क्यों सूजी हुई है ?
Bearded Lover
A married man was visiting his mistress when she requested that he shave his beard.
Aisi Jaan!
Sir: ‘bachcho kasam khao kabhi sharab,sigret nahi pioge,non veg nahi khaoge.’
Brother Sister Be Like
Me Laughing At A Meme On My Phone
Santa- Please Give me two of them
One day Santa goes to buy a computer.
My Room Chair In Day Time Vs Chair At Night...
My Room Chair In Day Time Vs Chair At Night...
