A woman goes to the doctor, beaten Black and Blue. Doctor: What happened? Woman: Doctor, I dont know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me senseless. Doctor: I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just drink some water and hold it in your mouth. hold it in but dont swallow until he goes to bed and is... asleep. Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn. Woman: Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I kept the water in my mouth. Hold it in till he sleeps, and he didnt touch me! Doctor: You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps
When I turn Off The Light
Ladki Ke Bhot Sarey valentine
वैलेंटाइन पर लड़के ने लड़की के
When Girls Wants Kabir Singh Wala Pyaar
When unknown person come to my home.
k ... gm ... hmmmm... insaan h ya bhains ^_^
Aaj tak samjh mein nahi aaya ki OK ki jagah " K " aur GOOD MORNING ki jagah " GM " likhne wale, Jeewan ke 2 seconds bacha ke kya ukhaad lete hain ?
Pakistani Players Watching IPL Auction Be Like...
Pakistani Players Watching IPL Auction Be Like...
Chappal Sath Degi
टीचर : बच्चों बताओ कांटो भरे रास्ते पर आपका साथ
Someone; Tum Apni Koi Achi Wali Photo Do Na
Aurat Ki Pareshani
पत्नी : आखिर औरत क्या-क्या संभाले
What boys do at railway station ^_^
Things we do at railway station when train is late GIRLS: 1. sit and wait . 2. sit and wait . . 3. Sit and wait . . BOYS: 1. Walk through out the station to find girls.. 2. Go to toilet and call the