The mother and father had just given their teenage daughter family-car privileges.
On Saturday night she returned home very late from a party.
The next morning her father went out to the driveway to get the newspaper and came back into the house frowning.
At 11:30 AM the girl sleepily walked into the kitchen, and her father asked her, "Sweetheart, what time did you get in last night?"
"Not too late, Dad." she replied nervously.
Dead-panned, her father said, "Then, my precious one, I'll have to talk with the paperboy about putting my paper under the front tire of the car."
Teacher to Santa
Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA, RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"Santa: "All are born on Government Holidays...!!!
Galat Panga le liya tumne
Galat Panga le liya tumne
Kuch Bhi Ho Sakta Hai
पत्नी अपने पति से: शादी से पहले तो तुम कहते थे की शादी के बाद मै तुम्हे ढेर
rofl !!!! Made in japan radio says "All india radio" !!!
Girl : You cheated me. Shopkeeper : No, I sold a good radio to you Mam Girl : Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '
I Can Watch This Film 10000 Times And Never get Bored
Gumshuda Patni
Man: Sir, My Wife Is Missing.
When Truck Driver Studied From ICSE Board
Maa ka Dua
Girl- tell me about salmaan khan
Boy: I am not handsome like Salman Khan,
Father: What's the name of our PM ?, funny reply by son ^_^
Father : What's the name of our PM ? Son : We don't have PM in our Country. Father (gets angry) : Shutup! Tell me the name of our PM. Son : Okay dad, first you tell me the model no. of our type
