one-liner-jokesRemand Or Demand
पुलिस रिमांड से मारती है और पत्नी डिमांड से
Bhla ho Facebook Whatsapp ka
Tu Pyar Hai Kisi Or Ka
Galti Se Recharge
Mooh Band Nahi Hota
Waqt Nahi Gujarta
Buy Happiness
It is said that, you can't buy happiness. You only need to know the right places...
Feel the Rain
Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.
True Friendship
TRUE FRIENDSHIP: Walking into a persons house and your wifi connects automatically.
Break Down
Escalators don't break down... they just turn into stairs.
My wife and I
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Most of It
I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
Nobody Cares
If you think nobody cares whether you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
Great Teacher
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
Money talks
Money talks ...but all mine ever says is good-bye.
Relationships
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
Main Reason
Marriage is the main reason for divorce.
Concept of one inch
Why can't women read maps? Only the male mind can comprehend the concept of one inch equaling a mile.
Some Memory
Everyone has a photographic memory, some don't have film.
