Prescription For Love
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16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by
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A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some cyanide.
The pharmacist said, �Why in the world do you need cyanide?�
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The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.
The pharmacist�s eyes got big and he said, �Lord, have mercy � I can�t give you cyanide to kill your husband! That�s against the law! I�ll lose my license, they�ll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not, you can NOT have any cyanide!�
The lady reached into her purse, and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist�s wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture again and replied, �Well, now. You didn�t tell me you had a prescription.�
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