A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some cyanide.
The pharmacist said, �Why in the world do you need cyanide?�
The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.
The pharmacist�s eyes got big and he said, �Lord, have mercy � I can�t give you cyanide to kill your husband! That�s against the law! I�ll lose my license, they�ll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not, you can NOT have any cyanide!�
The lady reached into her purse, and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist�s wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture again and replied, �Well, now. You didn�t tell me you had a prescription.�
Me In lockdown Days
Me In lockdown Days
Bengali Babu Vs Ladki
Ameeron or gareebon ki dhoop bhi alag hoti hai
Ameeron or gareebon ki dhoop bhi alag hoti hai
When Someone give me fokat ka gyan
Naam Ese Gayab Huye Jese Ki Dinosaur
मौजूदा भारतीय लड़कियों और महिलाओं के नाम के पीछे से रानी और देवी शब्द ऐसे
Sonia Found bride for her son
At last Sonia Gandhi found the ideal bride for her son.
Me When Someone says I Hate Chai
Yeh Bohot Mushkil Course Hai
Friend- tu faltu ki bakar kese kar leta hai
When I see someone cheating on their loyal partners
After Lockdown When School Opens
