A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some cyanide.
The pharmacist said, �Why in the world do you need cyanide?�
The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.
The pharmacist�s eyes got big and he said, �Lord, have mercy � I can�t give you cyanide to kill your husband! That�s against the law! I�ll lose my license, they�ll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not, you can NOT have any cyanide!�
The lady reached into her purse, and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist�s wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture again and replied, �Well, now. You didn�t tell me you had a prescription.�
Green Zone People Right Now
Green Zone People Right Now
Alia- ye lo pese radio me naya mausam dal do
Pyar Andha Nahi Chor Bhi Hota Hai
Pyar Andha Nahi Chor Bhi Hota Hai
Ladke Ka Baap bada Aadmi hai
लड़का : शादी कर ले मुझसेलड़की : क्यूँलड़का : मेरे पापा बहुत बड़े आदमी हैंशादी के
Santa In 5 Star Hotel
Akele Ghar Me Mauj
Mom - Aadhe Aaalu Cheel Ke Boil Kar dena
Biwi / padosan
Biwi ko apni palko par bitha lo....
At the Time of Exam
Exam ke time…Madam Pappu se: Tum itne pareshan kyu ho?Pappu ne koi jawab nahi diyaMadam: Kya hua? kya tum apna Pen bhool aye ho?Pappu fir chup rahaMadam ne fir puchha: kya hua Roll No. bhul
Patni Ek Bimari
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