A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some cyanide.
The pharmacist said, �Why in the world do you need cyanide?�
The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.
The pharmacist�s eyes got big and he said, �Lord, have mercy � I can�t give you cyanide to kill your husband! That�s against the law! I�ll lose my license, they�ll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not, you can NOT have any cyanide!�
The lady reached into her purse, and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist�s wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture again and replied, �Well, now. You didn�t tell me you had a prescription.�
Itni Khusi Ajtak Nahi Hui
मुझे आपको ये बताते हुए बड़ी ख़ुशी हो रही है कि,
Santa - Ton Ton ton
Maths Teacher Was Teaching
tere Kagaj mein alag se dekhunga
Bearded Lover
A married man was visiting his mistress when she requested that he shave his beard.
Bollywood These Days Be Like...
Bollywood These Days Be Like..
During Winter When You Apply, Navratan Oil After Bath..
During Winter When You Apply, Navratan Oil After Bath..
If You Love Me Just Say It
Jugaad Of The Year
Jugaad Of The Year
This Is The Real Business
Aadmi Nahi Bhagwan Hai Wo
