A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some cyanide.
The pharmacist said, �Why in the world do you need cyanide?�
The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.
The pharmacist�s eyes got big and he said, �Lord, have mercy � I can�t give you cyanide to kill your husband! That�s against the law! I�ll lose my license, they�ll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not, you can NOT have any cyanide!�
The lady reached into her purse, and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist�s wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture again and replied, �Well, now. You didn�t tell me you had a prescription.�
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When Anyone ask me for relationship advice
She - mera babu Jism Se rooh se pyar karta hai
Someone - Tum Itna Kese So Lete Ho
Someone - Tum Itna Kese So Lete Ho
When You Have No Money But You Have A Big Brain..
When You Have No Money But You Have A Big Brain..
Is Lockdown Mein Sabki Setting Ho Rahi Hai
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Mommy Bear and Daddy Bear were in divorce court. The judge looked down and asked the Baby Bear, "So Baby Bear, do you want to live with Daddy Bear?" "Oh, no," Baby Bear replied, "I don't want to
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After Years Of Sinking Of Titanic Jack Was Found Alive In The Ocean..
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When you Celebrate First Valentine day and gift of flower
