Husband is a Software Professional!!
Husband : Good evening dear, I am now logged in.
Wife : Have you brought the ring?
Husband : Bad command or File name.
Wife : But I told in the mornin.......
Husband : Erroneous Syntax, Abort?
Wife : What about your salary?
Husband : File in use.
Wife : What about my new saree?
Husband : Variable not found.
Wife : At least give me your credit card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband : Sharing Violation, Access Denied.
Wife : Do you love me or do you only like computers or are you just being funny?
Husband : Too many parameters.
Wife : It was a great mistake that I married a stupid guy like you.
Husband : Data type mismatch.
Wife : You are a useless nut.
Husband : It is by default.
Wife : By the way who was in the car this morning ?
Husband : System is unstable. Press CTRL+ALT+DEL to reboot.
When You Flirt A Girl Without Knowing That her Boyfriend Is The One Texting You...
When You Flirt A Girl Without Knowing That her Boyfriend Is The One Texting You...
Kya Itna Bura Hu Mein Maa
Santa Singh Married
The man on his right orders a drink, 'Johnnie Walker, single.'
When Teacher Ask You Give An Example Of Failure
Going To My Friend House
teacher looks at me
When I Have Nothing to write
India's Bus Conductor Be Like
India's Bus Conductor Be Like
Microsoft Product
Teacher: Tell me the name of any Microsoft Product? Bunty: MS Excel Lucky: MS Word Bittu: MS Powerpoint . . . . Santa after thinking a lot, “MS Dhoni”
When you Spend All Your time Making Memes
Chowmin Na Hoti To Patta gobhi Ka Kya Hota
India Mein yadi Chowmin na Banti toh..