Santa: Aap mujhe sanskrit seekha do,
Pandit: kyun?
Santa: Devtaao ki bhasha hai, Swarg mein jaroorat padegi
Pandit: Agar nark gaye to?
Santa: Punjabi to aati hi hai…
Pakistan Ke Medal
Yo momma in ungly contest
Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
When someone talk about true love romance and studies
Bear Grylls Dailogue
Happy International Nurses Day
Husband found a lamp and make a wsih
Husband: I found Aladin's lamp today.Wife: wow, what did u ask for darling??Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..Wife: oh..jaan..luv u so much.. Did he do
Someone else doing love react on my crush dp
Pichli Bar Kya Bola Tha Can't Wait For You To Come To Gabba Mate..
Pichli Bar Kya Bola Tha..
Haye Re Bina Mundi Ki Lash
When She Puts Her Cold Hands In Your Shirt..
When She Puts Her Cold Hands In Your Shirt..
