Once Santa kept having the same weird dream everynight, so he went to a doctor.
Doctor: What was your dream about?
Santa: I was being chased by a vampire!
Doctor: (giggles quitely) So... what is the scenery like?
Santa: I was running in a hall way.
Doctor: Then what happened?
Santa: Well that's the weird thing. In every single dream, the same thing happened. I always come to this door, but I can't open it. I keep pushing the door and pushing the door, but it wouldn't budge!
Doctor: Does the door have any letters on it?
Santa: Yes it did.
Doctor: And what did these letter spell?
Santa: It said "Pull"
Kaat Daalunga
Kaat Daalunga
Class ends at 5;00 backbencher before ready
Baap Ne Banaya Bewqoof
Akal hai To Tej Karwa Lo
Order Order
Judge: Order! Order!Pappu: Ek full chicken masala, 4 paratha, 1 kabab aur 1 coffee.Judge: Shut up!Pappu: Shut up nahi 7 up....
Eat the Spam
Yo momma is so poor she created a gmail account just so she can eat the spam.
When Someone Said Tanki Full Kar Do Petrol Pump People Be Like...
When Someone Said Tanki Full Kar Do Petrol Pum People Be Like...
Kaise kaise Log Rehte Hai Yahan
Kaise kaise Log Rehte Hai Yahan
Expectation Vs Reality
Expectation Vs Reality
Toh Kese Hai Aap Log
