Student to God:
Hazaaro ki Kismat tere haath thi,
Agar pass kar deta to kya baat thi !!
God:
Girlfriend thodi kam banata to kya baat thi,
Kitaabe to saari tere paas thi !!
Every In Lockdown When I don't get a reply
Haye Re Bina Mundi Ki Lash
Ek shakhs ne pucha chaand se !!!
Ek raat ekk Shakhs ne Chand (Moon) sey poocha k, mera mahbub kya kar raha hai, Toh chand bola: "Beta daikh, Pehli baat toh yeh ki main, Tere baap ka naukar nahi hoon Doosri baat ye kay itni uparse
Engineer Trolled by Plumber
Plumber: Sir, Null theek ho gayalabour charge 800 rupaiye..Engineer: arey, 1 ghante ki itni fees to meri bhi nahi hai!Plumber: Sir, jab main engineer tha to meri bhi nahin thi!
Husband wife fight
Husband wife mein larai hoi,
Fevi Quick
Fevi Quick
Heart Beat In Different Types..
latest joke santa banta
Santa and Banta went fishing. They caught a lot of fish and returned to the shore.
Santa Ka Driving Test
Ek Interview Mein,
When My Mom Listening To My calls
When My Mom Listening To My calls