There was a flood in a village.
One man said to everyone, "I'll stay! God will save me!"
The flood got higher and a boat came and the man in it said "Come on mate, get in!"
"No" replied the man. God will save me!
The flood got very high now and the man had to stand on the roof of his house.
A helicopter soon came and the man offered him help."
No, God will save me!" he said
Eventually he died by drowning.
He got by the gates of heaven and he said to God "Why didn't you save me?"
God replied, "For goodness sake! I sent a boat and a helicopter. What more do you want!"
Lockdown Me New Emojis
Lockdown Me New Emojis
When you trying to beat your friend but you can't
When you trying to beat your friend but you can't
Lockdown Kab Khulega Dada
Lockdown Kab Khulega Dada
5 rupey ke 3 pyaaj
WIFE: Aaj to 5 rupey ke 3 pyaj mil gaye.! HUSBAND (Excited ): Wo kaise ?? WIFE: 5 rupey ka 1 usne diya, 1 mai utha ke bhag gayi, aur 1 usne mujhe fek ke mara.. to wo bhi utha layi .
Students are fearless
Two college principals argued that their students are fearless: . First college principle called the students n asked to jump in a sea full of sharks They jumped . Principal said: "See the guts"
When Someone Replies To Me In English
When You Lock The Door And You Forget
3 Sec After Locking The Door..
CA Walo Ka Proposal
New Finance Way To Propose
At last Of Every CID Episode
At last Of Every CID Episode
kya ladki thi
Shohar : Kal mere khuab main ek larki aai thi, Wah! kya larki thi. Bibi : Akeli he aai hogi? Shohar : Tumko kese pata: Bibi : Uska husband mere khuab main tha.
