There was a flood in a village.
One man said to everyone, "I'll stay! God will save me!"
The flood got higher and a boat came and the man in it said "Come on mate, get in!"
"No" replied the man. God will save me!
The flood got very high now and the man had to stand on the roof of his house.
A helicopter soon came and the man offered him help."
No, God will save me!" he said
Eventually he died by drowning.
He got by the gates of heaven and he said to God "Why didn't you save me?"
God replied, "For goodness sake! I sent a boat and a helicopter. What more do you want!"
4 Din Main Chutti Double
14th March - classes Suspended till 31st March
Ghalib Vs. Santa
GHALIB: Mohabbat ki raahon pe sirf dard milega, Mohabbat ki raahon pe sirf dard milega.
Self Dependent Banna Hoga
Self Dependent Banna Hoga
rakhi sawant gayi subji mandi
Rakhi Sawant Ne Sabzi Mandi Mein
Shoney ka Bhadka Hua Baap
लड़की : शो गया मेरा शोना ?
Meri Ex GF Ke Kapde
Meri Ex GF Ke Kapde
At The End Race Finish
Dentist- this will Hurt You
Dentist: “This will hurt a little.”
Pathan has a Pass
One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops - a few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally
Bhai Ne Bola Karne Ka to karne Ka