A large two engined train was crossing America.
After they had gone some distance one of the engines broke down. "No problem," the engineer thought, and carried on at half power.
Farther on down the line, the other engine broke down, and the train came to a standstill.
The engineer decided he should inform the passengers about why the train had stopped, and made the following announcement: "Ladies and gentlemen, I have some good news and some bad news.
The bad news is that both engines have failed, and we will be stuck here for some time.
The good news is that you decided to take the train and not fly."
Santa aur Teacher
Santa at his best..Teacher: 5 – 5 = how much?Santa is quiet?Teacher tries again: agar tere kol 5 bhaturey ne te main tere 5 bhaturey lai lavan, tere kol ki bachea?Santa: Chholle….??
On 6th April Insta Models Be Like
Election Ke Baad Ke Haal
Welcome dailogue
Tum kab Bahar Huye.
Vrat Nahi Rakhna
When You Buy New Bike Expectation Vs Reality Be Like..
kya ladki thi
Shohar : Kal mere khuab main ek larki aai thi, Wah! kya larki thi. Bibi : Akeli he aai hogi? Shohar : Tumko kese pata: Bibi : Uska husband mere khuab main tha.
Ek Kahani Hai Jo Sabko Sunani Hai
Tu Pyar Hai Kisi Or Ka
Me Trying To Come in relationship
