"So let me get this straight," the prosecutor says to the defendant. "You came home from work early and found your wife in bed with a strange man."
"That's correct," replies the defendant.
"Upon which," continues the prosecutor, "you took out a pistol and shot your wife, killing her."
"That's correct," replies the defendant.
"Then my question to you is," demands the prosecutor, "why did you shoot your wife and not her lover?"
"It seemed easier," the defendant says, "than shooting a different man every day!"
Le pubg wale- are chup ho jao papiyon chup ho jao
Indian Govt Bans 59 Chinese Apps,Including Tiktok..
Bhaiya Mere Muh te Nikal Gayi
Sunai Nahi De raha hai
Tumhara Naam
Boy : Jaan, tumhara naam apne haath pe likhu ya dil pe? . .
Tujhse Kon Bat Karegi
Two skeletons of king !!!
Tourist : Whose skeleton is that? Santa : An old king's skeleton. Tourist : Who's that smaller skeleton next to it? Santa : That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.
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Do you have GF ?
Interviewer : Do you have a GF ? Boy : No . . . . . . . . Interviewer : Bhaag saale, ek ladki toh nahi pata paaya tu customers ko kya ghanta patayega...
Call Receive Na Karne Ka Bahana
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