George W. Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn`t that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"
The barman says, "Yep, that`s them."
So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We`re planning World War III".
And the guy says, "Really? What`s going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we`re going to kill 140 million Iraqis and one intelligent blonde.
The guy exclaimed, "Intelligent blonde!! Why kill a blonde?"
Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, smart ass?! I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!"
aaj teddy day hain
लड़की – जानू आज teddy डे हैतुम teddy लेके कब आओगेलड़का – मैं आ रहा हूँआते आते शाम हो
Nibbis Nowadays: Pata Nahi Mele Baabu ne Thana Thaya Hoga Ki Nahi
Old Bollywood Movies Starter Pack Be Like..
Old Bollywood Movies Starter Pack Be Like..
A Man Propose Her Girlfriend
Marry Me... and Make me the Happiest Man in the World
Owls Can Maintain Eye Cotact
Phir Hera Pheri
kamjor bacha- Mujhe Laga Majak Me Mara
एक पहलवान बच्चे ने एक कमजोर बच्चे को थप्पड़ मारा |
Alia Ka Aeroplane Mode
मम्मी-आलिया तुम रो क्यों रही हो?आलिया- मैंने अपने फोन को ‘एयरप्लेन मोड’
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World Wide
Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the internet, because she's already world wide.
