George W. Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn`t that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"
The barman says, "Yep, that`s them."
So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We`re planning World War III".
And the guy says, "Really? What`s going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we`re going to kill 140 million Iraqis and one intelligent blonde.
The guy exclaimed, "Intelligent blonde!! Why kill a blonde?"
Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, smart ass?! I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!"
Aisa Koi Doosra Rapchik Maal Hai Kya
Aisa Koi Doosra Rapchik Maal Hai Kya
When Someone Says Khud Ko Mard Smajhte Ho Toh..
When Someone Says Khud Ko Mard Smajhte Ho Toh..
Ladke Ki Aashiqui
Champu- Bomb Ko Staff Room Me Rakh Denge
What is the answer
One Night 4 College Students Were Playing Till Late Night And Didn’t Study For The Test Which Was Scheduled For The Next Day.
Gampu aur Champu
चम्पू :- क्या तुम जानते हो किसी भी लड़की को प्रपोज करने का सही दिन कौन-सा होता
Facebook and Whats app Conversation
DIFFERENCE BETWEEN Facebook and Whats app CONVERSATION:On "What'sapp"Wife: Kab se wait kar rahi hun . Ghar kab aa rahe ho?Husband: Abhi kucch pata nahi , dimaag mat chaato. Jab dekho pareshaan karti
Babu Call Karo Na Virus
चीन वाले क्या जानें…
Ishq ke Bimar
जिधर देखो इश्क के बीमार बैठे हैं,हजारों मर गए, लाखों तैयार बैठे हैं,बर्बाद
santa or uski tapasya
Bant Bhagwan Ki Tapasyaa Karna Shuru Kari.
