A cow and a rooster went dancing
One night by the light of the moon.
They'd arranged to meet in the barnyard
With the crickets providing the tune.
They started slow with a waltz
And then danced a foxtrot and tango.
They swayed and dipped to the music,
Then went on to do the fandango.
The barn owls enjoying the show,
Soon added some excited hooting.
And to this new beat and rhythm,
They worked in a bit of boot-scooting'.
Next morning the farmer was puzzled,
For the rooster was still not awake.
Then he went to the shed to milk all his cows
And one of them gave him a milkshake!
A Geezer's Gripings
I'm getting older, nature deems.
I'm Getting Lonely
It's getting cold and I'm getting lonely
Love In Your Eyes
When I am looking into your eyes,
The One...
I hope you find
Brokenhearted Lover
I loved you,
Always Marry An April Girl
Praise the spells and bless the charms,
What I Love About You My Love
The touch of your hand,
Why Doesn't He Love Me Back
My eyes meet his,
Life Doesn't Frighten Me
Shadows on the wall
Brain Food
Last night at dinner we had some fish,